age in sms o khundi, yani dusam dari.
age pak kony, asheghami.
age javab bedi, divunami.
age javab nadi, yani mano mikhay…
hala chikar mikoni?

10% delam tange
20% yadetam
30% mikhamet
40% bighararam
50% del negarunam
60% havasam behete
70% divunatam
80% nokaretam
90% duset daram
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100% sare kari!!!

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vak
vok
oak
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vaok
vaok
ovak
avok
avok
ovok
vokovak
uovoukovak
kovak kovak…
didi belakhare zabane ordakaro yad gerefti! farda zabane meymunaro kar mikonim…

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered?!

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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives

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If u are married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day!

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.

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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

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Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Wife are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice!

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life

Sms To Friends”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””’

wish u a very happy World bestfriends Day.Send 2 all ur gud frends even me if I am 1 of them. C how many u get back. U r lovable if u GET 7all_eyez_on_me

Weathers are few but spring is good, Animals are many but butterfly is lovely, Flowers are too many but rose is beautiful, Foods are thousands but honey is sweet an Friends are much but u r the best!

Friendship is a relation, where no charges of activation, free incoming,
Free outgoing, with roaming facility all over the world…..!!

hang myself_burn myself_cut myself_drawn myself_to eas the pain of loosing a sweet gift of Allah which is ur friendship!!!

i like walking in the rain for no one can see me if i m crying!!! of loosing ur friendship.

Decent SMS Messages

•  U r a bit careless of yr things, u just leave them here & there. now see what you left when u came to my mind! u left a smile on my face

•  Sab kuch bhoola kar tenha reh gaya, Sab kuch loota kar tenha reh gaya phir Dukhnay lagay zakhm judaai k in ko sooola kar tenha reh gaya. Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Nov 26, 2005

•  Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.

•  Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled and said No Comparison

•  If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.

•  To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift, Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.

•  Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u’ll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.

•  Days are too BUSY.. Hours are too FEW.. Seconds are too FAST.. but there is Always a time for me to ask.. How R U? n Hope Ur FINE.. MISS U!

•  This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

•  -there is a long , long trail a winding -into the lands of my dreams -where the nightmare is singing -and white moon beams -a long night of waiting untill my dreams all come true……..

•  Never cry for those who donot deserve ur tears but who deserve your tears never let you cry

•  In life when you get troubles, don’t get nervous… Just close your eyes and follow ur heart… b’coz heart may be in left…. but it is always right

•  DONT4GET Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET

•  U-ME=NOTHING U+ME=EVERYTHING I LOVE U

•  Smile in Pleasure, Smile in pain, smile when trouble pours like rain, Smile when someone hurts U, Smile bcoz someone cares 4 U…

•  * * * * * Question: * * * * How much love in your heart for me? * * * * * Choose:..>>> * * * * 100% then call me. 50% then send message me. 25% then only ring. 0% no answer.( if it happens it means that line is busy try later.)

•  ” Always remember, a true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart”

•  “LOVE IS LIFE & IF U MISS LOVE U MISS LIFE LOVE IS AMAZING LOVE IS DIVINE IT IS EVERY THING THAT MAKES LIFE WORTHWHILE .

•  science haz proved that SugaR melts in water……so plzzzz…DONT walk in rain ..otherwize i wil lose such a sWEEt friend like U..!!

•  Bachelor’s schedule… Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash….

•  Wen nites r long & frinds r few, i sit by my window & think of u…. A silent whisper a silent tear….with all my heart i wish u were here

•  Love is like a mountain, hard to climb, but once you get to the top the view is beautiful

•  Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.

•  Love your friends,As they love U,But never hate them when they hate U,Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to Only 1

•  Long, long afterward, in an Lake I found the arrow, still unbroke; And the song, from beginning to end, I found again in the heart of a friend. “The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. I’m so glad that you’re my friend. I know our friendship will never end.”

•  MAKING 100 FRIENDS A YEAR IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT,BUT AN ACHIEVEMENT IS TO MAKE A FRIEND FOR 100 YEARS

•  Life brings “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum”how long it last “Na Tum Jano Na Hum”but “Hum Saath Saath Hain”n always remember “Ma Hoon Na”.

•  Some one is loving ucaring for u Watching over u Protecting u GUESS who A*L*L*A*H

•  SEA CAN BE DRY . MOUNTAIN CAN BE FLY. U CAN FORGET ME . BUT NEVER CAN I…..

•  FOUND YOU I love you up from heaven down to the ground I’m really glad to have you found

•  SENT WITH A SMILE god in heaven, god above please protect the one i love, sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, i love the one who is reading this

•  if one star will fall everytime i miss you… all stars will be out of the sky now…. so if ever there will be no stars tonight it’s all your fault….. u made me miss you so much!!!!

•  Every time I say ‘how are you?’ my heart says ‘I care for you.’. Everytime I ask ‘how have you been?’ my heart whispers ‘I miss you’

•  Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words… ‘I Miss You’

•  Never waste an opportunity to say ‘I love U’ to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u’ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

•  Don’t cry in Love coz 4 whom u r crying does not deserve ur tears & the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!!

•  Løvë î§ wëñ ü tåkë åwå¥ thë ƒëëlîñg thë Þ姧îøñ thë ®ømåñçë..& ü ƒîñd øüt.. ü §tîll çå®ë 4 thë Þ뮧øñ…!!

•  People Live, People Die. People Laugh, People Cry. Some Give Up and Some Will Try. Some Say Hi and Some Say Bye!. Others May Forget You! But Never Will i

•  You can win me ,you can lose me but never try 2 use me

•  May allah sain increase your happiness like price of petrol n decrease your sorrows like cloth of bipasha basu. Be happy take pepsi n lasii

•  I Don’t Feel the Miles Between US… When I Think Of You…

•  One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.

•  “Sadness is beautiful!!!!!!!! Loneliness is tragically”.

•  The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.

•  Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

•  SHOOT FOR THE MOON EVEN IF U MISS U WILL LAND AMONGST THE STARS

•  “There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure.”

•  Some People Have Nice Eyes, Some Have a Nice Smile & Some of Them Have a Nice Face But Yoy Have All of Them Inclluding a nice Heart…

•  Friendship is Like A Tree …It is Not Measured on How tall it could be,But on how deep the roots have grown.

•  The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

•  I knocked at HEAVENS door GOD asked” What is your wish of today?” I said ” Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message” GOD smiled and replied ” GRANTED “

•  LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM IN DREAM I SAW AN AGNEL ANGEL ASKED ME WHAT DO YOU WANT I TOLD AN AGNEL TO TAKE CARE OF YOU HE SAID ” NO” “BUT WHY” He said “Angelz dont take care of angelz”

•  HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE….

کف آسفالت صافه ولي ترک داره .مثل دله منه که غما رو يدک داره
اينجا قوانيني داره که بي تبصرست. نگاها شليک ميشه بهت از غرض
ممکنه آرزوهات توي حباب بمونن. تا وقتي سنگ قبرتو با گلاب بشورن

kafe asfalt safe vali tarak dare/ mesle dele man ke ghama ro yadak dare
inja ghavanini dare ke bi tabsaras / negaha shelik mishe behet az gharaz
momkene arezoohat toye hobab bemoonan / ta vaghti sange ghabreto ba golab beshoran

بيهوده مکن عمر گران صرف رفيقان ، عمر صرف کسي کن که دلش جان تو باشد ، امروز
کسي محرم اسرار کسي نيست ، ما تجربه کرديم کسي يار کسي نيست

bihoone makon omre geran sarfe rafighan , omr saefe kasi kon ke delash jane to bashad
emrooz kasi mahrame asrare kasi nist , ma tajrobe kardim kasi yare kasi nist

دريغا، مسکين تن من ! که پست اش کردم به خيال باطل که بلندي روح را به جز اين راه
 نيست آنکه تن ام، به خواري بر سر راه افکندي! آه!! بايد که بر اين اوج بي بازگشت در
تنهايي بميرم

darigha meskin tane man! ke postash kardam be khiale batel ke bolandi roh ra be joz in rah nist
an ke tanam be khari be sare rah afkandi ! aah !! bayad ke bar in oje bi bazgasht dar tanhai bemiram

آسمون به دریا گفت : این بالا خیلی خوبه ٬ همه جا رو میشه دید ٬ دریا گفت :
این پایین از اون بالا هم بهتره ٬ چون فقط تو رو میشه دید  … تقدیم به آسمون قلبم …

asemoon be darya goft : in bala kheli khobe . hame ja ro mishe did , darya goft
in paeen az onn bala ham behtare, chon faghat toro mishe did … taghdim be asemoonam

زیباست که با خدای خود چت بکنیم ٫ در سایت نماز شب عبادت بکنیم
ای کاش که ما فلاپی دلها را ٬ با عشق علی و آلش فرمت بکنیم  ملتمس دعا …

zibast ke ba khodaye khod chat bokonim , dar sayte namaz shab ebatad bokonim
ey kash ke ma felapie del ra , ba eshghe ali va alash format bokonim . elemas doa

یک روز رسد خوشی به اندازه کوه ٬ یک روز رسد غمی به اندازه دشت ٬
افسانه زندگی چنین است گلم ٬ در سایه کوه باید از دشت گذشت . . .

yek rooz resad khosh be amdazeye kooh , yek rooz resad ghami be andazeye dasht
afsaneye zendegi chenin ast golam , dar sayeye kooh bayad az dasht gozasht

بعضی اشخاص چنان به خود مغرورند که اگر عاشق بشوند
به خود بیشتر عشق می ورزند تا به معشوق . . .

bazi ashkhas chenan be khod maghroorand ke agar ashergh beshavand be khod bishtar eghsh mivarzandta be mashoogh

دوست دارم شب را به غم سر کنم ٬ دفتری را از اشک چشمم تر کنم
نام آن دفتر نهم دیوان عشق ٬ عشق را عنوان آن دفتر کنم  . . .

dost daram shab ra be gham sar konam , daftari ra az ashke cheshmam tar konam
name an daftar naham divane eshgh , eshgh ra onvane an daftar konam

لازمه عشق و خوشبختی جذب کردن چیزهای تازه نیست
بلکه حذف کردن افکار کهنه و پوچ است . . .

lazemeye eshgh va khshbakhti jazb kardane chiz haye taze nist
balke hazf kardane afkare kohne va poch ast

دوستی فصل قشنگی است پر از لاله سرخ ٬ دوستی تلفیق شعور من و توست
دوستی رنگ قشنگی است به رنگ خدا ٬ دوستی حس عجیبی است میان آفتاب و آب

dosti fasle ghashangist por az laleye sorkh , dosti talfighe shoure mano tost
dosti range ghashangist be range khoda, dosti hesse ajibist iane aftabo ab

خدا زمین را مدور آفرید تا به انسان بگوید همان لحظه ای که تصور می کنی به آخر دنیا
 رسیده ای، درست در نقطه آغاز هستی . . .
 

khoda zamin ra modavar afarid ta be ensan begooyad haman lahzei ke tasavor mikoni be akhare donya residi
dorost dar noghteye aghaz hast

 
پس از مرگم بيا زيبا نگارم بيا با جمع دوستان بر مزارم سرت خم کن ببوس سنگ مزارم که
 من در زير خاک چشم انتظارم . . .

pas az margam bia ziba negaram , bia ba jame dostan bar mazaram
sarat kham kon beboos sange mazaram , ke man dar zire khak cheshm entezaram

هر كه ما را ياد كرد…ايزد مر او را يار باد …هر كه ما را خوار كرد …از عمر برخوردار باد …
هر كه اندر راه ما خاري فكند…از دشمني …هر گلي كز باغ وصلش بشكفد…بي‌خار باد…مصی

har ke mara yd kard izad mar oo ra yad bad / har ke mara khar kard az omr barkhordar bad
har ke andar rahe ma khari fekand az doshmani
har goli kaz baghe vaslash beshkofad bi khar bad

به بزرگترين عشق در کوتاه ترين جمله ي ممکن به روي لطيف ترين گل سرخ يراي تو بهترين … دنيام مي نويسم دوستت دارم

be bozarg tarin eshgh da kootah tarin jomleye momken be rooye latif tarin gole sorkh
baraye behtarin kase donyam minevisam doostet daram

توي زندگي بعضي چيز ها بزرگ ، بعضي چيز ها کوچک ، بعضي چيز ها ساده و بعضي چيز ها مهم هستند:
بزرگ مثل عشق
کوچک مثل غم
ساده مثل من
مهم مثل تو …

مصی

toye zendegi bazi chiza bozorg , bazi chiza koochik , bazi chiza sade va bazi chiza mohem hastan
bozorg mesle eshgh
koochik mesle gham
sade mesle man
mohem mesle to ….

چرا رو نقاشی ها بی خودی سایه می زنی
این همه حرف خوب داریم حرف گلایه می زنی
اگه منو دوست نداری اینو راحت بهم بگو
چرا با حرفات و نگات بهم کنایه می زنی

chera roo naghashi ha bi khodi saye mizani / in hame harfe khob harim harfe gelaye mizani
age mano dost nadari ino rahat behem begoo / chera bahar fatro negart behem kenaye mizani

در سرزمین عاطفه هایم چون گل روئیدی و من باغبانی آموختم
 اما کدام گل احساس باغبان را می فهمد آیا هیچ گلی هست که باغبان را به اندازه ی یک قطره شبنم یا یک گلبرگ بشناسد و دوست بدارد ؟

dar sarzamine atefehayam chon gol rooidi va man baghbani amokhtam
ama kodam gol ehsase baghban ra mifahmad , aya goli hast ke baghban ra be andazeye yek ghatre shabnam ya yek
golbarg beshenasad va dost bedarad ?

من سبزترین واژه ملموس غروبم کاش در این وسعت سبز یکنفر درد مرا می فهمید

man sabz tarin vajeye malmoose goroobam . ey kash dar in vosate sabz yek nafar darde mara mifahmid

صداقت و مهربانیت را می ستایم صداقت را از کلامت و مهربانیت را از نگاهت

sedaghat va mehrabaniat ra misetayam . sedaghat ra az kalamat va mehrabaniat ra az negahat…

 یار دل آزار من وفا نشناسد ….. وه که عجب نعمتی است یار وفادار

yare del azare man vafa nashenasad… va ke ajab nemati ast yare vafa dar…

تا که از جانب معشوقه نباشد کششی..کوشش عاشق بیچاره به جایی نرسد

ta ke az janebe mashooghe nabashad kesheshi … koosheshe asheghe bichare be

اس ام اس انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی 

I’ll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can’t lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you

شونه هام رو بهت قرض میدم که روشون گریه کنی ..گوشام رو تابشنوه صداتو…دستامو تا اونا رو بگیری..پاهام که همراهیت کنه .. ولی قلبمو نمیدم..چون ار قبل مال خودت بوده

 ۞♥♥♥♥♥♥۞

Without Love — days are

“Sadday,

moanday,

tearsday,

wasteday,

thirstday,

frightday,

shatterday.. . so be in Luv everyday…

بدون عشق.روزها:…..غم..گلایه..اشک..بیهودگی.تشنگی..هراس..نابودی

پس هر روزت را عاشق باش .

 ۞♥♥♥♥♥♥۞

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone,

make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart,

cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

وقتی زمانی رسید که خواستی قلبت رو به کسی تقدیم کنی ..اول مطمئن شو که اون قلبتو نمی شکنه.

چون قلب شکسته لوازم یدکی نداره..

 ۞♥♥♥♥♥♥۞

I’m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U

and i wish that one falls on ur head,

so that u know how it hurts

when u miss someone special like u.

دلم میخواد روی تمام آجر ها بنویسم که دلم واست تنگ شده

و آرزو میکنم که یکیش اصل بخوره وسط فرق سرت

تا بفهمی چه دردی داره..وقتی که آدم دلش واسه یکی مث تو تنگ میشه.

 ۞♥♥♥♥♥♥۞

Love is sweet poison: ..

Do not consume without your beloved’s advise ..

and keep out of reach of children ..

and keep it in cool and dark place.

عشق یه سم شیرین هست…بدون نسخه اون کسی که دوستش داری مصرفش نکن.

از دسترس بچه ها دور نگرش دار..و در محل تاریک و خنک نگهداریش کن..

You are like the sunshine so warm,

you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you…

and that’s the reason why I love you!

تو مث نور خورشید هستی خیلی گرم.. تو مث شکرهستی خیلی شیرین

تو مث خودت هستی ..

و دقیقا به همین خاطره که من دوستت دارم

What I feel for you,is really true.

You got to know,I need you so.

When you are gone,I can’t go on.

Can’t you see, that you are the only one for me?

هر احساسی که من به تو دارم کاملا واقعی هست و باید بدونی که من به تو احنیاج دارم

اگه بری من دیگه نمیتونم ادامه بدم..

آیا نمیتونی ببینی که تو تنها عشق منی؟؟

 ۞♥♥♥اس ام اس♥♥♥۞

I believe that God above created u for me to luv.

he picked you out from all the rest cos

he knew id luv you the best!

من اعتقاد دارم که اون خدایی که بالای سر ماست تو رو آفریده تا من عاشقت باشم

اون تو رو از بین همه برای من انتخاب کرد تا تورو به منتهای درجه دوست داشنه باشم .

 ۞♥♥♥اس ام اس♥♥♥۞

You are always in my heart, here and everywhere,

There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

تو همیشه در قلب من هستی ..هر جا که باشم .هیچ کسی تو دنیا نیست

که باعث بشه من یه احساسی این چنین داشته باشم..

 ۞♥♥♥اس ام اس♥♥♥۞

Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out?

Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.

دیشب که به تو فکر می کردم..یه قطره اشک از چشمم چکید ..بهش گفتم چرا از چشمانم بیرون آمدی؟؟

اشک گفت:شخص زیبایی در چشمان تو منزل داره ..دیگر جایی برای من نیست ..

 ۞♥♥♥اس ام اس♥♥♥۞

If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star.

So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you

وقتی مرگم فرا رسید اگه به بهشت رفتم ..اسمتو رو یه ستاره طلایی مینویسم تا تمام فرشته های خدا بدونن

که من چقدر عاشقتم

 ^{اس ام اس عاشقانه اس ام اس انگلیسی اس ام اس جدید}

 ۞♥♥♥اس ام اس♥♥♥۞

Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?

so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.

So come n hold my hands forever n I promise I’ll never let u go.

آیا میدونی خدا چرا بین انگشت های دست فاصله قرار داده؟؟؟

تا این که کسی که تو دوستش داری بیاد و با دستاش اون فاصله رو برای همیشه پر کنه

پس بیا برای همیشه دستای منو بگیر و قول میدم که هیچوقت نزارم ترکم کنی..

 ۞♥♥♥اس ام اس♥♥♥۞

When the night comes, look at the sky.

If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish.

Trust me, it will come true, ’cause I did it and I found you!

وقتی شب فرا میرسه ..به آسمون نگاه کن ..اگه یه ستاره رو دیدی که سقوط کرد تعجب نکن ووفقط یه آرزو کن

به من اعتماد کن ..این واقعیت داره..شک نکن.. واسه این که من این کارو کردم و تو رو پیدا کردم

Funny SMS Messages

•  shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.

•  May God increase ur happiness like the price of petrol &decrease ur sorrows like the clothes of bipasha basu.

•  tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,hum ko bhoool na jana Network ki tarah.

•  sharab hai to mai-khane banee husan hai to dewane banee ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagal khane banee

•  Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…hahahaha

•  Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI…..

•  Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq hain ap ke Shadi bhi ap say krain gay…Per tomray abba ammi hum say larin gay…Hum phir gusai main aa ker qatal na ker dalin…Kiya qatal to sari umer jail main guzarin gay haha!!!!

•  Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai…..per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!

•  Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.

•  The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

•  Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget.

•  At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on

•  How Dogs and Women are alike….. Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing

•  CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

•   Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds!!

•  Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!

•  Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.

•  Masoom se ek larki thy, sms92.com per sms karti thy, ek larkay per vo marty thy, baten piyary karti thy, per house number deynay se vo darty thy.

•  This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

•  Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.

•  Zindage mein aisa koi lumha na aaya..Har pal na ho too mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men aisi koi exhibition na hoge..Jis men kunjoose ka award aap ne na ho paya!! Submitted By : Orient Think, Submitted On :  Nov 23, 2005

•  Teri Maa Di Tere Peo Di Teri Behan Di Tere Bra Di Teri Babi Di Tere Pure Khandan Di Te Meri v Tu Jan Hai

•  Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega, Chand Lamhon Men Exzm Sar Pe Ajayega, Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo, Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!!!!

•  I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds rediculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS…!

•  kia dekh rahay hoo…apna kaam karoo

•  Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay

•  Remember me every day, every moment warna…… 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, 8,9,10,11,12,13, 14,15,16,17,18,19, 20,21,22,23,24,25,26, 27,28,29,30,31,32 ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY….. heheheheh

•  life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can’t spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i’ll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen hahahaha…….

•  REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS   “Allah k naam pay day day baba”

•  If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll leave, i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you.

•  This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

•  Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti

•  Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon… Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.

•  maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi….

•  Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai…..

•  Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai….

•  A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji ki hoya?” He said”pata nahin main v hune aya haan”!!!

•  Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

•  Friends r like mirrors they are our reflection you r damn lucky I look good !!!!

•  Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua…. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai

•  sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai, Aoao milke kasam khaye, is dushman ko khatam karen gay. ek botal tum khatam karo, ek botal hum khatam karen gay…

•  Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du, tu raat maange main raat de du, Tu dil maange main dil de du, Tu Jaan maange…… Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

•  I want to share everything with u Your sadness, ur happy moments Every single second of the day Let’s start with Your bank account.

•  1960′s Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai 2005′s Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai..

•  Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai… maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

•  Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI

•  When i call you.. 1. Ringing means i m thinking u. 2. Ringing means i like u. 3. Ringing means i miss u. 4. Ringing means i need u. 5. Ringing means behray phone utha

•  Aaj … Aaj…… Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo… Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo… . Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo… Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo… Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo… Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo… Kya Pata…. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!

•  You = cute You = hot You = sweet You = intelligent You = amazing You = perfect Me = a great liar.

•  Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

•  This messege can only b read by a CUTe person Try again ……………… Nothing ? sorry i guess your just not CUTE…………………… Hey ! don’t force it , u r not CUTE

•  Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak. Chicken started singing & dancing : ” HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA MAR DALA MAR DALA “

•  A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can’t live widout my friend

•  If ur world is spinning round & round… ur heart is beating fast……. Do u think its LOVE ? na munna ,its called………..?? high B.P……..!!!!

•  2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!!

•  Passwords r like underwear: change them often

•  Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

•  Arz kiya hai….. Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha…..

•  tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey, tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey, Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey

•  Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

•  Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai…..(

•  Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don’t bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me…..

•  Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

•  If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

•  Unite against togetherness!

•  Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?

•  when i call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ……..pick up phone idiot

•  aRz KiYa hAi !! DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe KahTam HoGaYA !!. WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.

•  chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo.. jub pohacnh jao to sms ker day na

•  kehtain hain ke ISHQ main nind Urjati hai Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai ! ****heehehhe****

•  One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you

•  The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking… So where are you gonna to hide Me?

•  im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Greetings SMS Messages

•  Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA…Good Night….

•  @}–}}– Its a rose For you

•  Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!

•  A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams…

•  When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

•  Saw my msg? n0??? n0w, can u? still can’t?? c0z n0 wORds can x-press how special u are! Good night!

•  When u find a DREAM inside ur HEART… don’t ever let it go… Coz dreams r the tiny seeds frm which beautiful 2morrow grows. Hv a dreamful day!

•  May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day!

•  I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I haven’t texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!

•  I can appreciate coffee without cream, overtime without pay, nights without lights, meals without rice, hamburger without cheese, but never a whole day without greeting you.

•  May God stay with you this day, and give you peace of mind…May He give you a happy heart, and His love all the time…GOOD MORNING and GOD BLESS!!!

•  Days are too busy, hours are too few, seconds are too fast, but there is always time for me to say hello to someone like you. Smile and enjoy life!

•  As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make your day a meaningful one. Good Morning!

•  Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too. Thats why your angel is txting you right now greeting you “HELLO” and wishing you to be safe all the time.

•  Hey, good morning! Rise n shine! As u open ur eyes to greet d morning sun, I wish that you would be well n fine.

•  Could you do me a favor? Put your left hand over your right shoulder then your right hand to your left shoulder. There! I’ve just given you a morning hug.

•  Ur d reason why I hav sleepless nights. Ur d reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. It’s u dat I’m thinking of when I lay down at night. And ur d reason I can’t sleep without sayin goodnight.

•  Days are too busy, hours are too few, seconds are too fast but there is always a time for me to say hello and good luck for a friend like you. Smile and enjoy life!

•  The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love. So start & end your day with love & smile in your heart. Have a peaceful day

•  New day, new blessings. dont let yesterdays failures ruin d beauty of 2day. Blessings of God r new evry AM. 2day has its own promise of luv, 4givness, joy & success.

•  Gud AM tym for me to make a wish ……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! do u know what I asked 4 ? I asked God to make u happy all day long.

•  A SIMPLE good evening becomes a special greeting wen sum1 so dear it is heartily given…Because u hav 2 me a wonderful meaning. Take care!

•  A SMILE is a way of writing ur thots on ur face, telling others dat dey r ACCEPTED, LIKED & APPRECIATED. So here’s a BIG SMILE just 4 u…(“,) GUD AM !

•  A warm HELLO doesnt come from d lips, it comes from d heart; doesnt have 2 b told, it has 2 b shown; doesn’t have 2 b given, it has 2 b sent.

•  The texts u send me nite & day lyk jewels in my hart dey stay…And so 2 God I always pray d best of blessings be urs each day.

•  MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B, C ALL U WANT TO C… DO ALL WOT U WANT TO MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE… “A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U”

•  GO HERE ! GO THERE ! GO EVERY WHERE ! , BUT THING IS THAT “TAKE CARE”

•  I WANT 2 MAKE U HAPPY ‘COZ SEEING U SMILING MAKE ME HAPPY !!

•  Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tide with care and sealed with a prayer 2 keep u safe & happy all day long. Take Care!

•  As the day turns into night,keep your worries out of sight!No matter how tough the world may seem,you still deserve the sweetest of dreams.

•  They say life ends when you stop dreaming,hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring.So dream,hope and love.Good night and have sweet dreams.

•  Am sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams,a blanket of care to keep you blessed in life and a prayer to protect you always.Good night!

•  Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It’s a perfect day coz it’s God’s gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with

•  LOOK…the moon is calling you, SEE…the stars are shining for you, HEAR… my heart saying good night.

•  Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

•  The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

•  We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

•  BLINKING STARS FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up… Gd nite N sleep TiTE

•  MASTER OF PUPPETS Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can’t c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz

•  THE SUN HAD RISED The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

•  AS NITE FALLS As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i’m here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

•  LAZY BONE WAKE UP! The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it’s time 2 wake up gd morning…

•  DRACULA KISS As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i’LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

•  Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning.

•  WINDOWS OF SOUL Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility n soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland! OYASUMINASAI! Sweet Dreams!

•  COLD COLD NITE On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!

•  STARS LIGHT Stars light Stars bright u’re the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

•  I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite…….

•  TIME 4 BED da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite!

•  NO MATTER No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there’s stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!

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