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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered?!
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives
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If u are married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day!
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.
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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
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Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Wife are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice!
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life
